Direction: Abbas-Mustan

Production: Burmawala Partners, Viacom 18 Motion Pictures

Cast: Abhishek Bachchan, Bipasha Basu, Neil Nitin Mukesh, Sonam Kapoor, Omi Vaidya, Sikander Kher, Bobby Deol

Music: Pritam

Rating: * ½

Plot: Charlie (Abhishek Bachchan) and Riya (Bipasha Basu) are professional thieves who decide to fulfill their mentor Victor Dada’s (Vinod Khanna) dream – of carrying out a major heist in order to build a school for the needy. Charlie decides to rob the gold bars which will be transferred from Russia to Romania. For this, Charlie builds a team comprising Spider (Neil Nitin Mukesh), Sunny (Omi Vaidya), Ronnie (Bobby Deol), Bilal (Sikander Kher) and Victor’s daughter Naina (Sonam Kapoor).

The Italian Job (1969) was remade once in Hollywood with the same name in 2003. Abbas Mustan’s Players is the remake of the 2003 film. You have two choices while remaking a movie – you can either make is ditto as the original or add your own inputs. Abbas-Mustan choose to do the latter in Players and create the following blunders: –

– Story: A lot of tampering is been done with the original story. Nothing wrong in this if you can provide an interesting tale. However, the story which is presented here hardly is hardly believable. Plus, the huge number of twists and turns not only take your interest away but after a point of time provide unintentional laughter! After a point of time, you just don’t seem to care about the climax, which is anybody’s guess.

– Characters: They have also increased the number of characters as compared to the original flick. For example, inclusion of Bobby Deol’s character hardly serves any purpose and his tricks in the mission appear weird! Bipasha Basu does have a lot to do with the story but the dumbness shown by the character is, again, laughable! But what’s more funny is the bunch of Indian cops who appear not more than sabziwalas or baniyas!

– Screenplay: Rohit Jugraj and Sudip Sharma’s screenplay and dialogues fail to involve the audience right from the start. Although you shouldn’t search for logic in such action thrillers but there is hardly any believability factor here. The characters are shown breaking all kinds of laws in public but never get caught. Plus, the drag-full proceedings and uninteresting twists get on to your nerves later on.

– Length: The 2003 Hollywood movie was just around 1 hour 45 minutes long while Players is close to three hours!!! Such high length can be justified only if your proceedings are highly interesting. Sadly, that isn’t the case here as the movie is pointlessly dragged by adding some uninteresting incidents which force you again and again to look at your watch.

The most impressive track from Pritam’s composition ‘Jis Jagah Pe’ fails to feature in the movie. The rest of the songs are not much to talk about. The only people who can hold their heads high the most are Ravi Yadav (cinematography) and Allan Amin (action and stunts).

Neil Nitin Mukesh is the most impressive of the lot when it comes to performances. The actor shows maturity. Abhishek Bachchan too is likable as the captain of the ship but once again he makes a wrong movie selection which will worsen his career graph. Bipasha Basu is average and so is Sikander Kher.

Sonam Kapoor’s poor acting skills and expressions are visible here too. On top of that, she is seen wearing mismatched clothes and accessories. She should seriously consider a change in profession. Omi Vaidya has great talent but he overdoes here in most of the occasions. Bobby Deol is hardly there while Aftab Shivadasani is wasted. Vinod Khanna hams in between an average performance. Johnny Lever provides good comic relief.

Overall, although Players is the first movie of 2012, it will surely be counted as one of the year’s biggest duds. It has failed to get a good opening which will make sure it will bomb at the box-office.