It won’t be wrong to say that dialogue writer Himanshu Sharma is the real hero of director Anand L Rai’s Tanu Weds Manu Returns. The amazingly rib-tickling lines are the biggest reason for the film touching hearts far and wide.

Here is the list of some memorable dialogues from Tanu Weds Manu Returns uttered by Datto (Kangana Ranaut), Pappiji (Deepak Dobriyal) and others:-

– Haalat dekhi hai? Adrak ho gaya hai ye aadmi. Kahin se bhi badh raha hai!

– Dr Sahab, is aadmi ne meri zindagi jhand kar rakhi hai.

– Thari lagaai lage toh mhare jaisi, par main thari lagaai na su. Mhara naam Kusum Sangvan, yo mhari saheli Pinky, main Ramjas college Delhi University me padhu su, sports quote te admission leya, National level ki athletes su. Jila Jhajjar, 12 45 07, aur phone number main daunko naa. (Kusum aka Datto)

– Ke kar raha tha baya phaila ke? Yeh jagah se Shah Rukh Khan banan ki?

– You are a good question. But your question hurt me.

– Kya sex sex, Akhiri baar 2013 me hua tha, woh bhi Bhai Dooj ke din!

– Woh dekh… Kabootar.

– Nikala tumne bhaiya ko pagalkhane se? …. Woh ticket 60 hazaar ki thi. Theek nahin laga seedhe pagal khane jana. Socha pehle London ghoom loon.

– Arey maine apni biwi ko hawas ki nazar se nahi dekha, dusro ko kya dekhunga main.

– Ab Utro ghodi se, hum ek baar chadh nahi paayein, yeh hai ki utarne ka naam hi nahi le rahein.

– Tum kya Salman Khan ho jo tumhe commitment issues hain.

– Sala, original bhi wahi rakhe aur duplicate bhi…

– Pehle bhi aapne iski lugai hadap li thi.

– Kya Sharma ji, hum thode bewafa kya huye, aap toh baddchallan ho gaye.

– Bhaiya badi der laga di aane mein…. Haan, badi flight miss ho rahi thin a teri!

– Masoor ki dal mein ajinomoto nahin padta.