The dialogues of Welcome Back are the biggest reason for the film’s success at the box office (along with the graveyard scene). The Anees Bazmee movie has acquired the status of a laugh-riot due to the whacky, witty and crazy lines by dialogue writer Raaj Shandilya.

The movie also stands out from other mindless entertainers because it includes a list veteran artists like Naseeruddin Shah, Nana Patekar, Anil Kapoor, Paresh Rawal and Dimple Kapadia. It is quite a sight to see them perform some crazy antics.

Here are some memorable/ famous/ best dialogues from Welcome Back:

(Note: Some dialogues in this post are contributed by dialogue writer Raaj Shandilya himself.)

– JOHN: Mobile uska. Sim aapun ka. Tu beech mein missed call dene wala kaun?

– ANIL (Majnu): Aapki sharafat ke chakkar mein main kayde mein hoon, warna ab tak mere khud ke do-chaar Al-Qaede hote.

– DIMPLE: Yeh humari beti hai. NASEER: Humari?? DIMPLE: Matlab, meri beti hai. NASEER: Wohi main sochun ki hum toh kayin dino se shikaar pe nahin gaye toh bandook kisne chala di?

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– NASEER: Mazaak tha!

– ANIL: Is tarah bolte the mazaak tha, mazaak tha, jaise humne kabhi zindagi mein chutkule sune hi nahin.

– ANIL: Ise dekho. Yeh baith ta hai toh lagta hai kala sofa hai.

– NANA (Uday Bhai): Kya khilone hain. Humare bachchon ke liye aise hi khareedenge. ANIL: Arre pehle shaadi toh hone do!

– NANA: Yaad rakhna, Gun aur gun ki spelling same hai.

– NANA: Bhagwan ka diya hua sab kuchh… ANIL: Arre bandh karo yeh tumhara sann untalis ka dialogue.

– ANIL: Aapka apna beta, aapne bataya bhi nahin. PARESH: Arre batane ka kya matlab hai? Mera toh chacha bhi hai, mera mama bhi hai, uske bare mein maine kabhi bhi aapko bataya?

– PARESH: Tera baap yahan chhod ke gaya tha, ya teri ma rakh ke gayi thi?

– ANIL: Logon ki ma-behan hoti hai. Aapki toh baap-behan ho gayi hai.

– RAJPAL YADAV: Ek radio ke peechhe do log fit nahin honge.

– ANIL: Bhoot Shetty, Srivastava kuch nahin dekhte. Jiski game bajani ho baja daalte hain.

– PARESH: Jab maine chunaav mein vote dala hi nahin, toh mukhyamantri mera kaise ho gaya?

(Please feel free to add more in the comments section.)