By: Keyur Seta

The biggest reason for the success of David Dhawan’s Chashme Baddoor is the dialogues. The writer duo Sajid-Farhad has continued their good work after, like they have been doing so consistently since last few years. A large majority of funny lines are given to the character of Omi played so very well by Divyendu Sharma. Here are some outrageously funny lines from the film.

Lines rendered by Omi’s character:

Toh Arz Kiya Hai,
Bhari Mehfil Mein Maine Sher Mara
Bhari Mehfil Mein Maine Sher Mara
Toh Sherni Vidhwa Ho Gayi

Toh Arz Kiya Hai,
Aurat Hoti Hi Aisi Hai,
Kuchh Kaho Toh Mooh Fula Deti Hai,
Kuchh Karo Toh Pet Fula Deti Hai

Toh Arz Kiya Hai,
When You Can’t Change The Girl, Change The Girl

Toh Arz Kiya Hai,
Kashmir Na Koi Le Sakta Hai,
Kashmir Na Koi De Sakta Hai,
Kashmir Mein Toh Sirf Do Raat Aur Teen Din Ka Honeymoon Package Ho Sakta Hai

Agar Tum Safed Sari Mein Lal Bindi Lagakar Aa Jao, Toh Ma Kasam Ambulance Lagogi

Patni Ne Poochha Pati Se Ki Tum Mere Alawa Aur Kitnon Ke Saath Soye Ho,
Pati Bola Soya Sirf Tumhare Saath Hoon, Bakiyon Ke Saath Poori Raat Jaga Hoon

Mere Dost Yeh Woh Seema Hai Jiski Koi Seema Nahin,
Aur Jiske Character Ka Koi Beema Nahin

More lines by other characters:

Ali Zafar: Agar Pyar Pant Hai Toh Dosti Chaddi Hai. Pant Agar Phat Bhi Jaye Toh Chaddi Izzat Bachati Hai. Buddies, You Are My Chaddies.

Siddharth: Bade Buzurg Keh Gaye Hai Ki Paapon Ka Prayashchit Karna Chahiye.
Divyendu Sharma: Lekin Uske Pehle, Paap Toh Kar Le

Siddharth: Main Jay. Sholay Wala Nahin, Bas Naam Aur Personality Wohi Hai.

Rishi Kapoor: Agar Agle Hafte Tak Kiraya Nahin Diya Toh Tere Kapde Utaar Doonga.
Ali Zafar: Chillana Hai Toh Chillao Na, Romantic Kyun Ho Rahe Ho?