By: Keyur Seta
Right from its inception, Bollywood has churned out some memorable flicks with some classy and landmark dialogues. However, amongst these praiseworthy dialogues, there have also been some which are plain idiotic.
Surprisingly, many of these stupid lines have appeared in movies which are highly regarded and respected. Being subjected to hearing such lines since childhood, I can’t help but make fun of them. There’s some force which is compelling me to interpret these dialogues (in capital letters) in my way, which can be more idiotic than the original lines!
– Agar tumne uske saath shaadi ki to mera maraa moo dekhogi! – AS IF OTHER PARTS OF YOUR BODY WOULD BE ALIVE.
– Main tera khoon pee jaaunga – A HOPELESS AND HELPLESS VICTIM OF WATER SHORTAGE.
– Doctor tells a lady that her husband is no more and she says, “Keh do ki yeh jhoot hai!” Just imagine the doctor saying, “Haan aisi situations mein mujhe mazaak karne ki aadat hain.”
– Yeh gaajar ka halwa maine apne haathon se banaya hain – YES WE CAN COOK FROM DIFFERENT PARTS OF OUR BODY.
– Nikaah kabool hain? – NAHIN YAAR. MAIN YAHAN ITNE ACHHE SE TAYAAR HOKE SIRF TIMEPASS KARNE AAYAA/AAI HOON!
– Kanoon ke haath bohat lambe hote hain – KAASH PAIR BHI LAMBE HOTE TO POLICE TIME PE POHOCHTI!
– Mera dimaag mat khao – MAIN SADI HUI CHEEZEN NAHIN KHATA!
– Bachne ka koi rasta nahin. Police ne tumhe chaaron taraf se gher liya hai – THEN WHY YOU SOUNDING SO PETRIFIED?
– Itne kharche? Ghar mein ek phooti kaudi nahin hain – AGAR HOTI TO BHI KYA HO JATA? IS IT ACCEPTED AS CURRENCY IN INDIA?
– Main kahan hoon? Main kaun hoon? – ACTUALLY YOU SHOULD ASK, “MAIN KYUN HOON?”
– A typical maa asks with a startling and spooky expression, “Tumne mujhe maa kaha? – GALTI HO GAYI. PHIR SE NAHIN KAHUNGAA!
(And now the killer of all:-)
– Aage jaane ke liye tumhe meri laash pe se guzarna hoga – NAHIN MAIN ITNA BHI NIRDAY NAHIN HOON. MAIN LAASH KE SIDE MEIN SE CHALA JAAUNGA. I WILL MANAGE ALL RIGHT!
Having made fun of all these lines, I still want the idiocy to continue so that I can write more such blog posts!
LOL:-) Thts was cool mann !!
Here are few more…
Agar tumne isse shaadi ki toh mera mara moo dekhoge…
Don’t tell you’ve gonna have facial paralysis !!
Mujhse bura koi nahi hoga…
Yeh dialogue 1st time introduce karne waale se bura koi nahi hoga, woh saala jahan kahin ho, wahin pakad ke maaro usko!!
Maine injection de diya hai…subah tak sab theek ho jayega..
Which injection is this which works exactly after 12 hrs?
Ab inko dawa ki nahi, dua ki zaroorat hai…
Saale toh operation kya ‘guinea pig’ samajh k kiya tha ?
Hahahahahaha! Your piece was cool too. Actually I was expecting such a comment from you.
Thanks a lot for commenting and for your inputs.
God bless 🙂
mogambo padke khush hua ..):
Mujhe pata nahin tha tumhara nickname Mogambo hain! Khair ab pata chal gaya 😛
Excellent blog Keyur, great work. We thought we’d share this also for all your viewers and Bollywood fans … http://www.filmygora.com … Largest organised collection of Bollywood dialogues with videos and translations.
Hope you all like it.
Thank you so much Filmy Gora 🙂 Yes, you can share it by mentioning my blog name along with mine.
Cheers 🙂
Hi Guys,
Can anyone tell me from which movie is this dialogue from “”Ab inhe dawa ki nahi dua aur dande ki zarurat hai”
I know there are probably loads of them during the 80’s and the 90’s but I cant seem to find any names
Can you guys help me out!!
maine injectio de diya haii…yeh dialogue kis film see hai
if you know please send email @
mr.amanbrar@gmail.com
maine injection de diya hai dialogue konsi fikm see hai
Girl : main tumhare bachche ki maa ban ne wali hu; Boy : PEHLE BATANA CHAIYE THA KI SIRF KISS KARNE SE TU PREGNANT HO JAAYEGI!!!
LOL!